Friday, October 08, 2004

Is that a bulge in your pocket, Mr. President, or are you just glad to see me?

Salon, among others, is asking what Georgie had behind his back in Debate No. 1.

Was President Bush literally channeling Karl Rove in his first debate with John Kerry? That's the latest rumor flooding the Internet, unleashed last week in the wake of an image caught by a television camera during the Miami debate. The image shows a large solid object between Bush's shoulder blades as he leans over the lectern and faces moderator Jim Lehrer.

This had nothing to do with Rove. It's my favorite pull toy. Instead of prepping just before he went on stage, Georgie was playing with me. He had to store it somewhere. ...

(Um, does this put me in communications or make me a surrogate?)