Monday, October 25, 2004

Missing explosives. ... looney, looney, looney

This is from McClellan’s press gaggle today on Air Force One:
Q The Kerry campaign is hitting you on this story in the New York Times today that a large cache of explosives have gone missing. Is there anything you could have done about that?

I couldn’t quite hear his answer, because Condi kept playing the Ashlee Simpson video from Saturday Night Live. From what I could make out, Scottie said:
We had Wile E. Coyote in charge of munitions. He’s had much experience handling large stores of explosives and anvils. We’ve learned our lesson, though. Next time we’re going with Yosemite Sam.